I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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