SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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