Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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