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(662): View more from Mississippi

My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere

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(281): View more from Texas

All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him

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(815): View more from Illinois

He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.

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(802): View more from Vermont

My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.

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