Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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