Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
My hand turned me down
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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