I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
