Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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