pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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