Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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