even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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