try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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