don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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