Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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