did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
