You really coming over, don't trick.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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