I swear she didn't look like that last week.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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