After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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