I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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