I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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