Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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