So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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