Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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