You were right. It hurts to walk today.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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