we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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