dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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