I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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