Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
