This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So. Much. Porn.
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