You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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