uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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