Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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