420 ftw
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Randomize
