If i come over, it means nothing
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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