So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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