The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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