They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Damn victory sex feels great
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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