i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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