I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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