What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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