You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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