school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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