So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Duck Duck Cougar?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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