he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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