There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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