I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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