sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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