What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
