Swine flu. Run for my life!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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