The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
