Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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