My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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