I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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